Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Ted: An Honest Review

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WARNING: MY FUCKING BAD IF I SPOIL ANYTHING, THE PLOT IS PRETTY STRAIGHT FORWARDS ANYWAYS TO BE HONEST...

What I Liked
  • Seth MacFarlane's jokes were pretty funny and there was some hilarious weed strain names (mind rape, they're coming they're coming, this is permanent) to name a few.
  •   Wahlberg's second attempt at comedic acting which actually was sorta believable, but ultimately enjoyable
  • Inclusion of various "Family Guy" cast members (Patrick Warburton, Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein)

What I Didn't Like
  • Long, heavily drawn out plot lines that seemed to take forever to resolve.
  • I felt that even though including a relationship is necessary, it will always be fucking boring even if it makes your penis hard
  • As previously mentioned, the Wahlberg and Kunis relationship was an abysmal love interest that wasn't even very believable, not sure why an unbelievably attractive Ukrainian women would want to bang Marky-Mark. (see picture below.)
  • Got realllllllly fucking slow near the halfway point, too much ooey gooey shit and not the cum kind either
  • Some scenes felt awkward as if it were a transition from Family Guy to film


Yeah that's right this motherfucker


 Overall Ratings
TED 7.5 / 10 (This is only because i am impartial to enjoying MacFarlane humor)

Mark Wahlberg 6.9 / 10 (keep at er')