REVIEWING: TRIP ADVISORS BAD REVIEWS

Recently, the "Hotel/Motel/B&B Expert"  TripAdvisor.com has come under fire by various owners Hotel owners because they feel reviews on their businesses were too " Malicious and Harsh" from past customers. Just like Dwight Schrute once said, "A couple of bad reviews there, you may as well close up shop." It seems his words ring far too true..

"81% of travelers recommend Schrute Farms as per Tripadvisor" 

Although I do see the cause for anger if I myself was put in their situation. No matter any way you slice it they are all still businesses which require income and they all have their respective expenses, even if it is a hooker palace ran out of your own backyard. Which according to the enraged owners that is how they feel their businesses are being represented on TripAdvisor, something that is making the precious B&B industry bone dry these days. Lets face the facts who the fuck would want to go the Quality Inn in Stroudsburg, PA in goddamn October?

"The Birthplace Of Chlamydia "

In conclusion if you have half a goddamn brain you will make sure to go on TripAdvisor to check out your accommodations before spending a week at "Joe's Seafood Shack Hotel" in Palm Springs and catching a new strain of Hepatitis while you are out there.


For a more detailed look of places to stay the fuck away from head over to TripAdvisor and check out their 2010 Dirtiest Hotels here

Sex In The Church

"I am a Huge Faggot, Please Rape My Face"

Apparently the faggot on the left, commonly referred to as Bishop Eddie Long (GREAT PORN NAME) has these CRAZY accusations that he fucked three underage men, two who have came forward. A direct quote from The Guardian UK website explains ..."Two of the three men, then aged 17 and 18, allege that Long plied them with gifts including cash, cars and trips abroad" This depicts some sort of weird gay fuck fest in the tropics, with this man feeding you dollar bills while you tearfully caress his body. I'll just let you conjure up a nice mental image real quick....

100% Straight

THURSDAY HAIKUS

Rapper "Ice Cream"

LIFE OF A BOSS DAWG,

I AM ALL ABOUT THE SCRILLA,

DAMN MAN IM BLEEDIN

ME AND MY HOMIE,

WE CRUISIN DOWN COMPTON STREET,

 DAMN MAN IM BLEEDIN    

PULL OUT MY KNIVES,

 FUCK GUNS I KNIFE NIGGAS YO,

OH SHIT IM BLEEDIN

   SHIT ITS A KNIFE FIGHT,

    SKATEBOARD XBOX YO GAME BOY,

  HEY KIDS DONT DO DRUGS

Ladies and Gentleman knife violence is not a joke, please talk to your loved ones about it.. And Parents a child is never too young to be educated on Knife fights. May I suggest more educational yet "hip" haiku's to keep the child's interest, with all of the skateboard game boys and pn3s they are making these days...