Thursday, February 3, 2011

Thoughts On The Green Hornet (With some other bullshit)

I firstly must apologize for my long absence, I had tried to write more entries but nothing was really happening in my world worth writing about, and if something was I sure as fuck didn't know about it. If you want to be an asshole and skip straight to the review of the movie, you may do as such.

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At lot of really uncool shit went down, but long story short, my ass got DUMPED. After the typical ice cream dinners and all day showers I was able to pull my self enough out of the gutter to ask a girl out again. Granted she wasn't what most people would classify pretty as, and to be honest she resembled Danny Devito.





Can you imagine the kind of BJs this guy gives??
I figured if I was going to take this girl out, I might as well see a movie that had been catching my interest recently, "The Green Hornet".


 Fuck you asshole if you skipped straight to this part, you should be ashamed of yourself. Anyways....

Going into this movie I wasn't expecting much, and with shitty expectations like those anything was bound to excite me. As for the casting of Seth Rogen I am going to say this much; it was an delightful surprise. I am sure there is a lot of cunts in Hollywood who could of act circles around Seth but in this movie he held his own, and suited his role well. He played some typical hotshot son-of-a-billionaire douchebag, sound familiar right?

"Chudnofsky",  Christoph Waltz
As the bullshit plot develops he is placed in a position of  power that is way above his comfort level and begins to lash out. Along the way he encounters Kato, your stereotypical asian mechanic. Coincidentally is good at everything, and shows off for half of the movie doing weird shit like opening a beer bottle with a karate chop or some shit like that... To be honest I wasn't paying attention at this point so i'll skip along to when the story really heats up. We are introduced to the villain of the movie, a Russian(?) super boss "Chudnofsky", who is really the bad guy from Inglorious Basterds (NOT Hitler.) Now for why they decided to choose a obviously German man as a Russian mob boss is beyond me. Seems like a big FUCK YOU to typecasting though.

So as you may have guessed their paths finally cross and the douchebag son manages to destroy the Newspaper Empire (oxymoron) his deceased father managed to build up. All bad guys die like regular but in the process Seth Rogen completely fucks up his fathers Newspaper building and everyone who was caught in the crossfire most likely died... But then again the bad guys died so everything is well.

Lastly, this movie was in 3D, and watching this movie mashed made it even more enjoyable, but maybe that makes my review a tad biased. However I enjoyed myself and it was a decent little movie, so I will give it a solid
7/10

54 comments:

  1. You have a very informative blog lol. I won't read this particular post because I don't want to get spoiled. Haven't watched it yet T.T

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  2. I thought it deserved something better than a 7, maybe an 8 or so.

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  3. I thought it was a lot worse than a 7. Then again it might be because of the theater i was at. I am following

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  4. I really liked the movie. One of the better comic book movies i've seen. I've never read the comics though. And I barely even noticed the 3d after the first few minutes...

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  5. I went to see this with high hopes and was disappointed. I really don't like Seth Rogan at all and this movie shows why. :P

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  6. looks a pretty good movie. not knowing anything at all about, the guy on the cover looks like batmans sidekick robin ahah, nice blog.

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  7. I didn't like it much, too boring.

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  8. Haven't seen this movie yet, but after reading this, I'll consider checking it out!

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  9. still havent seen this movie hoping to go soon

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  10. Not the best movie from Gondry in my opinion, I enjoyed seeing it tough.

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  11. See, back when Bruce Lee was playing Kato, they totally exaggerated the Asian thing too. Don't worry it's par for the course with Green Hornet

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  12. Awesome review! I'll definitely have to check this movie out.

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  13. I'm gonna check this film tomorrow. Thank you for review.

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  14. ill have to check this movie out. followed

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  15. I just saw this movie, I gave it a 6, not bad for a Rogen movie

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  16. Hmmm I heard that this movie didn't have much of a storyline, but your review just made it awesome hahaha

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  17. Christoph Waltz, I'm dissapoint!

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  18. Oh lordy... Just been reading a few of your posts and I must say, Danny Devito girl takes the cake [well her and that bishop who wishes he was the Pope so he could get all the altar boys to... Pray.

    Hope your life gets back on track and thx for the review. Haven't seen the movie and now probably won't. I did expect it to be generic and it does sound like that.

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  19. Sorry to hear you got dumped... but at least the green hornet was there to cheer you up, right? maybe not...

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  20. I'm still kind of flaky on remakes like this, but I might just have to give this one a shot...

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  21. damn this got a 7/10? bold. funny about the typecasting thing though.

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  22. Oh man. Seth ruined the movie for me :<.

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  23. just followed you, & i'm thinking i'll definitely be going to see Green Hornet since it got a 7/10 from you.

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  24. i think this movie contains a lot of screen shot that would fit into a demotivational poster :)

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  25. I'm going to watch it simply because Danny Devito is in it, and he is awesome in Its always sunny in philadelphia. :)

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  26. That whole Jay Chow casting idea kind of turned me off on it but I did hear that he was pretty decent. Following.

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  27. That is one solid review. Waiting for more!

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  28. Pretty decent review...following!

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  29. deffinelty going to be checkng these moveis out. no doubt

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  30. Good Content, although I've never seen the movies :P

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  31. Good to know its worth watching. I got a week off and I was afraid I was gonna bore myself to death, but I guess Ill watch GH then.

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  33. this movie is definitely worth watching in my book

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  34. i didn't care for this movie, don't really like Seth Rogan.


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  35. Haha, I wasn't gonna see this movie until I read this. The part about the German guy from IB cracked me up xD

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  37. I love green hornet, Pretty funny stuff. Was a little dissapointed by some of the parts though, couldve been better.

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  38. Personally I loved the movie it had its good parts and bad parts. But it was actually really good. I really Loved it. 9/10

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  39. That movie was pretty cool. A little predictable and lacking in the writing department, but the action was pretty badass.

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  40. Its a good movie at least that's what I thought

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  41. christoph waltz is really great but I'd rate this movie as rather lame..

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  42. I really need to see the Green Hornet. Sucks to hear about you getting dumped, but life goes on, right?

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  43. I thought it was quite a good movie, compared to some of the junk that comes out nowadays.

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  44. so what happened with the girl????

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  45. ^^haha that's definitely the most important part of the post. Anyway, thanks for the movie review! Guess I'll check it out soon enough

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  46. haha wow. Interesting stuff.
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  47. Still waiting for it to come out here -_-. Definitely will check it out though.

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  48. Movie sucked, i was hoping for some intellectual insight into how this guy actually raised the funds for such a project. Really a sign of the times that this kind of movie has gotten such an audience. Dont know how i found this blog but nice to read some original material for once...
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  49. It wasn't as bad as I heard it was. I'd give it a 5 or 6.

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  50. The movie had its funny moments but it was nothing great. Id give it a 5-6/10.

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  51. Haven't seen it yet, probably rent it.

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